You never imagined a future.” – Donovanġ19. “In my time, we didn’t know songs could last. “There was a time when people didn’t go out of their house on Tuesday night at eight o’clock because Milton Berle was on.” – Ed McMahonġ18. “I am not a woman on Monday, an immigrant on Tuesday, a worker on Wednesday, and a mom on Thursday, I am all of those things all of the time, and I am going to fight for all of those things all of the time.” – Pramila Jayapalġ17. “No matter how successful you are, no matter how good you are at what you do, even if a golden path rolls out in front of your feet your whole life, there will come one particularly bleak Tuesday when you glance over at Facebook and notice that Jen From Down The Hall has just won an Oscar.” – Alexandra Petriġ16. I literally make my snacks on a Sunday if I’m traveling on a Tuesday, and I’ll pack them before I leave.” – Molly Simsġ15. People always ask, ‘How do you do it all?’ I’m like a walking calendar. “There is no point in learning on a Tuesday when on a Thursday it might be completely different.” – Alycia Debnam-Careyġ14. “Judging by my degradation in the last 24 hours, I’ll be surprised if I make it to Tuesday.” – Aron Ralstonġ13. “You can write the best column in the world on Monday, and it does you absolutely no good on Tuesday.” – Lewis Grizzardġ12. “I’m not the kind of actor that would know what my character had for breakfast last Tuesday.” – Liam Neesonġ11. “In my first 100 days, I will make Taco Tuesday the law.” – George Lopezġ10. Every Tuesday morning, I make a proper eggs breakfast, and we all sit down and eat.” – Ivanka Trumpġ09. “I’m a big believer in creating family traditions. “I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age – which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.” – Noel Cowardġ08. “Creativity is a highfalutin word for the work I have to do between now and Tuesday.” – Ray Krocġ07.

“Start your day with these words: today is going to be a good Tuesday! And this morning is going to be an awesome one.”- Unknownġ06.

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